It would behoov you to click this thread.

[0WN3D]

Alright, it's contest time. Hypochondria reminds me of chloroplast.
I've started this out of boredom/curiosity. I ate two egg sandwiches this morning with cinnamon and they were delicious.
Basically you have to figure out who i am, this contest excludes Alex, Carissa, and Mark Oldham. Shaquasia!
If you figure out who i am, Mark Aram will reciprocate your time and effort with (anal) cunninglus (gender dependant).

[Aramark]

I endorse this thread, excluding the promise of oral sex.

[Ex-Member]

We can safely assume that the gender of you (0WN3D) is a guy, right? Otherwise, I will hit you across the head soon enough with a large blunt object of some sort.

[0WN3D]

It is true that i contain male genitalia but do not necessarily lack female genitalia. My favorite pokemon is Ninetails

[Ex-Member]

Hmm... does this mean that you have big boobs a well endowed chest then? :?

I suspect this to be Junior, but I'm probably wrong anyway. He's more likely to troll the forums first. -_-"

[0WN3D]

I'm not Junior.

and i don't like ya coming onto me.

First kind of hint: You've never seen me at a robotics meeting.

and i take offense to the term trolling, i'm merely providing entertainment.

[Ex-Member]

Fine. Bee-yotch. No need to get your tightey whiteys into a bundle. =/ Or boxers, if you're a "big boy" as few may say.

Besides, I'm not your type. : P

If you can't handle the stupidity of the interlulz way people are online such as myself, then I don't know what to think of your mind state at the very moment.

I could less on how you find the term "troll" to be extremely offensive and instead call you a jackass, but that wouldn't be alright, would it? Bet that would get your feelings in a hard-bitten dreadknot? Probably not, and probably so. I'll be leaving the thread now to spare any more flamings, so if you'd like to throw a steak or some shitful waste at me, you can always PM me and start a pointless internet war.

[Aramark]

Bump!

[bob9007]

at first i thought neil but its not. hmmmmm im lost

[TiRAMIsu]

Things we know you're not:

Frosty the Snowman
The Abominable Snowman
Bigfoot
The Boogey Man
Freddy Kreuger
The Gingerbread Man (Dams, this was my guess 8( )
Loch Ness Monster
Babayaga
The Evil Monkey haunting Chris Griffin
The Candy Man
A female human.

Those are just things I'm ruling out. : /

[bob9007]

and its not a nobody or a heartless

[287robot]

I'm going to find out who you are eventually
1) Are you a student?
1a) If not, Who is your History/PIG teacher?

[0WN3D]

I am a student.
and im not telling you who my history teacher is
it would make this contest far too straightforward if i complied with every request.

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